Update on yesterday's post: It appears that the "Evil Pundit of Doom" has removed the photo of the Swiss Army ant.

Probably read my post and realised he was being made fun of! Still, it would be interesting to know where he got the photograph. I hadn't heard of this species before. Is it protected? If not, why not?

I might look into this, fellow travellers.

 
That appalling racist peenie-waving Nazi Matt Hayden recently answered an online quiz, the results of which told him that he was Elizabeth 1 in a previous life. In his typically smug, facetious manner he said that made sense, because he was really "in touch with his feminine side".

Doesn't that make you angry? I mean, the very idea that he can openly mock the feminist agenda like that, and no-one seems to care.

Still, we on the Left have had at least one significant victory: the jailing of Pauline Hanson. Finally, that evil Nazi bitch is behind bars. Good riddance you dumb slut! You got what you deserved didn't you, you ugly, warty crone! I hope you get pack-raped by the other prisoners!

Ah, there. That's better. Good to get a bit of pent-up emotion off my heart chakra. It's just so life-affirming!

But back to Herr Hayden and the quiz he selected: "Which World Leader Were You in a Previous Life?" I considered answering it too, but finally decided against it. I mean, why would I want to know about my past incarnations when I am a world leader (and visionary, and guide) in the here and now?

 
These Nazis are just so funny. Have a look at this site by a self-described "Right-Wing Death Beast From Hell". (Hey, you said it, buster!)

This appalling blog is full of endless complaints about our paradigm-busting agenda to create a more harmonious, non-racist, non-sexist, non-speciesist society. You'd think it would be a "no-leftist" zone, wouldn't you?

Think again. If you go to the site and scroll down you'll see two photos, one of a cat dancing with a hula hoop and the other of a "Swiss Army Ant".

The blogger has posted them because he finds them amusing. Ha! This isn't comic relief. This is nature fighting back. This feisty feline and this inspirational insect are waving the flag for the wild, shouting out loud (and proud): "Hey humanity. Anything you can do, we can do better, okay!"

The cute fluffy animals are subverting the speciesist pro-human paradigm right under his nose - on his site, no less - and he doesn't even realise it!

Hey, Mr Evil Pundit man. You think you're being humorous. But really the joke's on you!

So, to all the cool cats, empowered eagles, leftist lemmings (and any other political animals out there) I say gather round and sing along with me now:

"We shall overcome...
We shall overcome...
We shall overcome someday...
Oh, deep in my heart I do believe that we shall overcome someday..."

 
I've been reading and hearing quite a bit about the life and "crimes" of our fellow traveller Idi Amin lately. Many of those appalling right-wingers have been gloating over his recent passing.

Racists!

Some have repeated the rumour that the "dictator" Amin ate his enemies. Well, it was only a rumour. And if it was true, what's wrong with it? They were his people, after all.

As we on the Left all know, the little black people are much closer to nature than we are. They live in harmony with the land and the cute fluffy animals. So, wasn't this merely another kind of recycling? In that sense it was similar to one of the innovative techniques used by fellow traveller Saddam; a technique described in the western media as "human shredding".

Wouldn't "mulching" be the more appropriate term?